December 2011
80 posts
i need cuddles,
riverchild:
badly.
Tomorrow!
I will always be a steak and potatoes kind of gal.
The best part of having a relationship is getting to call the person or lay down...
– Tegan Quin
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
I know I have this "quirky personality",
riverchild:
dontfallnaked:
and you all want to buy me things to reflect that (the toe socks, the glove-mittens). But if I receive one more scarf with a hood attached to it for the holidays…I may scream.
whatttt?! I’d LOVE scarves with hoods on them. I’ll borrow your overflow! ;)
Oh good Haha. I actually got a pretty cute one out here in MD. I’ll show you soon!
I know I have this "quirky personality",
and you all want to buy me things to reflect that (the toe socks, the glove-mittens). But if I receive one more scarf with a hood attached to it for the holidays…I may scream.
Cunt. It’s slang for vagina. It begins with a hard-c. It rhymes with punt, stunt...
– Kurt Sutter, “A LITTLE BIT OF MY SEMANTIC THEORY OF SLURS AND HOW THAT RELATES TO MY AFFECTION FOR THE USE OF ‘SEE YOU AND TEA’” (via slothgrrl)
Unfortunately,
Shower Coffee is not the same thing as Shower Beer.
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crimson crystal noisy pop: christmas cards →
slinkster-cool:
it’s snowing outside and the kindergarteners are dancing on the speckled carpet. glitter paint and construction paper wait in quiet, nicely stacked pyramids: the calm before the storm.
before long, we, the teachers, give them free reign over all the art supplies with one rule: “snatch up a…
It's Monday night
why is the music so loud?
I relate to this comic much more than I'd like to.... →