December 2011
80 posts
i need cuddles,
riverchild: badly. Tomorrow!
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I will always be a steak and potatoes kind of gal.
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“The best part of having a relationship is getting to call the person or lay down...”
– Tegan Quin
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I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
Dec 25th
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I know I have this "quirky personality",
riverchild: dontfallnaked: and you all want to buy me things to reflect that (the toe socks, the glove-mittens). But if I receive one more scarf with a hood attached to it for the holidays…I may scream. whatttt?!  I’d LOVE scarves with hoods on them.  I’ll borrow your overflow! ;) Oh good Haha. I actually got a pretty cute one out here in MD. I’ll show you soon!
Dec 23rd
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I know I have this "quirky personality",
and you all want to buy me things to reflect that (the toe socks, the glove-mittens). But if I receive one more scarf with a hood attached to it for the holidays…I may scream.
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“Cunt. It’s slang for vagina. It begins with a hard-c. It rhymes with punt, stunt...”
– Kurt Sutter, “A LITTLE BIT OF MY SEMANTIC THEORY OF SLURS AND HOW THAT RELATES TO MY AFFECTION FOR THE USE OF ‘SEE YOU AND TEA’” (via slothgrrl)
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Unfortunately,
Shower Coffee is not the same thing as Shower Beer.
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crimson crystal noisy pop: christmas cards →
slinkster-cool: it’s snowing outside and the kindergarteners are dancing on the speckled carpet. glitter paint and construction paper wait in quiet, nicely stacked pyramids: the calm before the storm. before long, we, the teachers, give them free reign over all the art supplies with one rule: “snatch up a…
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It's Monday night
why is the music so loud?
Dec 13th
I relate to this comic much more than I'd like to.... →
Dec 13th